Your Call Is Important to US: The Truth About Bullshit, by Laura Penny.
You must visit the website and observe the following pearls of wisdom. I command it.
the Lady Hal: the recorded female voice that says things like "Your call is important to us"
marketeer: one who firmly believes that capitalism will solve
everything, and that the public sector sucks
astroturfing: the fabrication of phony grassroots concern by PR firms
virtuecrat: a politician who invokes moral values in the pursuit of power, whether or not he or she embodies those values; see Newt Gingrich, John Ashcroft, Lynne Cheney