You're kidding me. In the annals of bad american policy, this has got to rank pretty high. As someone who not long ago had to fend off the agressive recruiters, I can see how this sales pitch goes:
Recruiter: "I see you've lost everything. Have you ever given the Army a thought?"
Evacuee: "Get out of my sight."
Recruiter: "Let's talk about options. You don't have any."
Evacuee: "Go away."
Recruiter: "We can get you hooked up with a guaranteed state-side gig, no way you'll have to go overseas, and did we talk about the money for college?"
Evacuee: "..."
Recruiter: "Right now, your country needs you."
Evacuee: "I'm going to be very upset in a minute."
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