Saturday, November 05, 2005

Keep clapping Mr. President!

The President's defenders are apparently employing the tinkerbell strategy, by which one keeps clapping louder and louder to drown out obviously bad shit that's going down.

Media Matters for America has the rundown.

It's worth noting that of course, it's not like the President got a blowjob from a consenting adult. That'd be criminal or something.

And Dick the ball and Cheney?

Clockin' in at 19% approval baby. That's actually two points less popular than cheating on your wife. I shit you not.

If the goal were for America to find out how many of pathologically Support the President No Matter What (TM), then we have arrived at the answer . Apparently 19% of the nation is certifiably batshit insane in love with the vice-president. As Bob Harris rightly notes, 20-30% of all Americans will reliably believe any nutty theory you put out there. So there.

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