This just in: War on Christmas is to reality what Nick is to Jessica

That is, there is no relationship.

Americans United for Separation of Church and State (formerly known as Commies United for the Overthrow of Everything We Hold Dear) has done some, er, research on the anecdotes that add up to the coming of the Anti-Christ. I mean, the War on Christmas.

And you'll never guess what, but it turns out that most of it based on something less than the full truth.

Like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Like "We know right where the weapons are."

That kind of less than full disclosure of the truth.