If this doesn't make you violently ill, you're simply fucked up.

Here's how the Republicans plan on getting re-elected.

They're going to pull the 9/11 chain until the voting public sees the following equation in startling clarity:

People who don't likey Iraq war=Surrendering french fags.

This is so 2002. And 2003. And 2004. Nevermind, it probably will work.