Sir, you should just be ashamed of yourself.

But somehow, I doubt you are. I bring you Senator James Inhofe (R-Motherfucker) who proudly declares:

'There's Never Been a Homoxesual Relationship in the Recorded History of Our Family'.















Man, if I was gay and I was in his family, I'd sure as hell never tell that asshole. I'm pretty sure his quote is something Jesus would say. Probably.