Sunday, February 11, 2007

Sweet, we're already at war with Iran!

Get this. According to Newsweek, we're already at war with Iran. I know what you're thinking "Hey, Iran hasn't attacked us or anything, what gives?" Well, friend, it's not exactly as though that's stopped us before.

So join in a little pre-war fun. Fire up the flag logo for your cable news station.

Watch as we blatantly and transparently try to provoke a war with Iran, a country whom we have surrounded on both borders with our armed forces (Iraq on the west, and Afghanistan on the east--remember Afghanistan?).

Sez Newsweek:
At least one former White House official contends that some Bush advisers secretly want an excuse to attack Iran. "They intend to be as provocative as possible and make the Iranians do something [America] would be forced to retaliate for," says Hillary Mann, the administration's former National Security Council director for Iran and Persian Gulf Affairs.
Sounds great! Let's focus on Nancy Pelosi's air travel habits and Anna Nicole week! Quick, look over there. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. There are far more important things for you to concern your pretty little head about.

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