Terrorist Plot averted

You didn't hear about it because the terrorists were white Christians, not scary Muslims.

In Alabama, BATF officials raided the coffers of the Alabama Free Militia in four separate counties and uncovered:

• 130 grenades,
• an improvised rocket launcher
• 2,500 rounds of ammunition

What on earth were they planning to do with all this ammo? The feds haven't been able to identify a target for their wrath--yet.

Not to worry, their lawyer says it's all 'much ado about nothing.' Hey, many's the time I've hoarded automatic weaponry, so we've all been there.