Texas Church to dead soldier: We'd tell you to drop dead if it weren't already the case

File this one under 'classy.' A church in Texas had offered to do the wake of a dead veteran, even though they had known he was gay. The day before the scheduled service they canceled because they didn't want to promote the gay lifestyle. Or something.

See, it's nice that he gave his professional life to his country. It just doesn't make him any less faggy. And if there's one area where the Bible is clear, it's that you must ostracize and marginalize further people who are already marginalized and hated in society.

So this church has totally nailed that whole "WWJD?" business. Their kingdom awaits, no doubt.