You think I'm kidding, right?
Nope. Not only that, but the following gems made into his sacred scraps of parchment to be turned into public policy:
...Muslims avoid "physical labor";This is, ladies and gentlemen, the man who was responsible for our war policy. I hope you're as proud as I am.
..."keep elevating the threat";
..."link Iraq to Iran"
..."Develop bumper sticker statements to rally support."