You may recall...

That I laid down a feat of landscaping engineering unheard of Inallmyyears (ha!). I sodded a large part of my backyard. It looked like this:
















Note the striations of the various strips of grass and the exposed dirt and rock. Now it looks like this:















I challenge you to find a piece of more-expertly laid sod anywhere in this great land. And while you're looking, Petunia will keep a watchful eye over the homestead:















Evildoers, consider yourselves warned. She will lick you into submission, which is worse than it sounds, given her penchant for eating her own poop.